this is what happens when....

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children don't have enough toys to play with .....


i spotted a small ad in the local newspaper today.... it seems calgary is going to be treated to a very.... creative experience. two guys from australia are charging $42.50 to watch them display their rather unique talent. it seems they can stretch their penises into the shape of (among other things) the eiffel tower, the loch ness monster & a pelican.

show me a boa constrictor and you'll have my attention [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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but can they tie it in a knot??? or can they tie it in a bow????
can they throw it over their shoulder?????

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*LMFAO*
if they can i'll double their fee!